De-Christma-Fying

The action of ringing in the New Year with a nice, clean, Christmas free home!

The De-Christma-Fying is complete, my house is completely Christmas free!

by knot2me December 31, 2013

pseudo-Christianity

The practice of professing to be Christian or otherwise a member of the Christian faith but violating or doing the exact opposite of the fundamental rules; the practice of being a pseudo-Christian; an unfaithful unbeliever

It is supposedly a Christian nation, but at the same time we make a stand against bullying and atheism, when we should be making a stand against pseudo-Christianity

by user13357 November 2, 2013

Cardio Chris

A man who tells everyone he goes to the gym, but in reality all he does is run. No weights are allowed in a Cardio Chris.

Karen: I heard John goes to the gym now

Terry: Na he is just a Cardio Chris

Karen: oh...

by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014

Lil Chris Ili

A person who acts like and/or is an outright asshat that brags about how great and amazing they are at something when they truly aren't whatsoever.

"Quit being such a lil chris ili, dude"
"I don't hang around that guy, he acts like a lil chris ili"

by MrCraptastic June 25, 2016

queen chrysalis

A villain featured in the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. This being is so damn powerful, she can only lose if the writers choose to pull something out of their asses and force her to leave for being too damn powerful. Even then, she is only put down for about five seasons.

When is Queen Chrysalis coming back to the show? Seriously, we don't have to wait another 5 seasons, right?

by Dekulife7 July 25, 2017

Strathcona Christian Academy

A semi-private Christian school in Sherwood Park also known as SCA. Kids who attend SCA are often richer and more white than those at other high schools in the Park. SCA is known for being “spoiled Christian kids” where you are either popular, a band kid, a Jesus freak or a druggie. Many parents send their children to SCA with the hopes that their rebellious attitudes will change. Little do the parents know that the rebellious kids become friends with the other rebels and their behaviour only worsens. Teachers believe that every kid can change so they try not to punish them too harshly. Majority of students get a high end car for their sweet 16 including Cadillac’s, Audi’s and BMW’s. Many kids have the “in” at the school if they’re parents teach there or make sizeable donations. Often, the kids who have the in are free to do whatever they want without penalty. A small group of students attend SCA from Kindergarten to Grade 12. These students are known as “lifers” and usually run the school by the time they hit grade 10. Fort Christian students come to SCA in Grade 10 and are disliked by all SCA students. They are seen as outcasts and are typically unwelcome. By graduation, there is around 100 kids in the graduating class with approximately 1 black kid and 2 asians; the rest are white. Students spend their entire time at SCA hating their lives and complaining about how they cannot wait to leave the school only to miss it when they attend University.

Kid: where do you go to school?
SCA Kid: Strathcona Christian Academy
Kid: where?
SCA Kid: SCA...
Kid: Oh yikes, that sucks. I’m really sorry to hear that.
SCA kid: It’s not too bad! I pulled the fire alarm last week and didn’t even get detention. Plus I haven’t gone to class in a week cause my dad teaches there and the principle is my uncle.
Kid: no way that’s sick. But still... you’re at SCA. Everyone knows Facey and ABJ are better.
SCA Kid: you’re right. I want out of this hell hole.

by thatsthetea123 October 31, 2019

washington christian academy

A school in the area of Olney Maryland. Not in Washington DC. Don't go here. Its a hellhole.

Im stupid and I go to Washington Christian Academy

by knjfojooj September 29, 2020