by dreadcore October 03, 2014
This is a variation of the dap that can be used when you would like to give a physical dap, such as to congratulate your friend on something great they did or are doing, but you are communicating in a manner that makes a physical dap unfeasible, usually electronic, e.g. email, chat, or sms. (See dap.)
I can't believe you are staying on track with your salad for lunch plan. I am gonna grab a burger, e-dap.
by vitaminjeff February 09, 2012
e-HIV is an internet disease with its name being a derivative of a combination between AIDS / HIV and ethernet. It infects other internet users after social contact through messages, posts or even music. We know this as the first case of e-hiv was found within the Kardashian family. It is rumoured that they were super spreaders with their tv-shows and awful music.
Some possible symptoms of e-HIV are; believing the earth is flat, thinking ripple will hit $100, posting sketchy links to Chinese PDF files and using sharpies in an interesting way. So far the only known cure is joining r/altstreetbets.
Some possible symptoms of e-HIV are; believing the earth is flat, thinking ripple will hit $100, posting sketchy links to Chinese PDF files and using sharpies in an interesting way. So far the only known cure is joining r/altstreetbets.
Bob really suffers from e-HIV, he got scammed for €50k
The mod could instantly tell that the creator of the post was dealing with e-HIV as he linked to a malware filled file
The mod could instantly tell that the creator of the post was dealing with e-HIV as he linked to a malware filled file
by On of the mods December 31, 2020
Basically the shocker except you fist the vag and the asshole at the same time while you spin both hands as if you were using a steering wheel..
by drunkaholic September 23, 2010
The act in which two very close lovers mate through a private call and moan weirdly into their mics. This form of sexual intercourse is free from STD's and has a pregnancy rate of 0%., therefore, no condoms are needed during this time.
by JT mad cute July 18, 2021
The act in which an older individual pursues underage and impressionable children over the internet. They will then exchange e-goods and services in exchanges for the children’s nudes. (aka. kiddie porn)
See pedo and child predator
See pedo and child predator
by sunontop August 06, 2019
An e-mail of the complaints variety, especially when complaining about a company or business's shortcomings.
My vacuum cleaner broke after five minutes so I am going to send an e-wail to them to send me a new part.
by Red Joe10 September 16, 2009