Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

blaze ball

To smoke a shit ton of weed for the boys and take a hit and pass it around the room but having to hold it in until the last one finishes his hit

Lets go play blaze ball

by Permetheis May 22, 2018

Balls up

Equivalent to "not gonna lie," "for real", "low key?," "genuinely," etc. Normally ending in a question mark.

Balls up? You really like her?

by weezerballs December 9, 2022

Logay Balls

Logay balls is a man is willing to try everything to rape you with his big fat body(normally very strong( strong enough to manhandle you) and slow)

"Somebody help logay balls is going to touch me!"

"COME HERE LITTLE BOY I WANT TO THROW MY WHITE STUFF ON YOU!!!"

by Logay you know me December 1, 2023

thermal balls

When a blue collar worker has been wearing thermals and their balls marinating in sweat all day

Dude I took my pants off and the stench of thermal balls hit me in the face

by Alex childs February 12, 2023

Ball of faith

It's a sex position where the bottom is curled in a ball and the top is trying to crumple them like paper

"My friend and I agreed to try out the ball of faith. It didn't turned out well for his asshole"

by A_tired_ratboy January 20, 2022

Clear Ball

A game where you try and copy the person ahead of you that does a trick with a small clear ball and who ever completes the most without the other person copying them wins.

Yo bro wanna play clear ball tonight!

by jimmy cooks June 14, 2023