Alex Cock Ring

A really great male stripper who is cheap, outgoing, and free of most STD's.

(Alex Cock Ring) Damn Alex, back at it again with the cock ring

by samcat116 August 8, 2016

whatever rocks your cock

A synonym to "whatever floats your boat" used by the common faggots known as "road men"

Oi Jim what shall I do with Fatima tonight blad. "Whatever rocks your cock" fam

by IAmBeeJ August 2, 2016

cock swingling

When a lady of the night decides to chose several men or women ( with strap-ons) and decides to "upgrade" from one person to another until she finds the person that she would like to have sex without regard for anyone that she was previously speaking to.

I wouldnt trust Brittany, she be cock swingling!

by Tempy123 July 28, 2016

cock nosher

The act of "noshing" (verb gerund or present participle: noshing eat food enthusiastically or greedily.) on a penis.

Amy: Did you like that blowjob?
Jordan: You're such a great cock nosher. *groans*

by jimmysavileswetwipe July 27, 2016

ghetto cock ring

When you double up a rubber band on your package (shaft and boys) to keep your dick hard. Useful when you gotta bang out a slump buster.

I needed me a slumpbuster but couldn't keep hard when I saw her bacne, so I had to throw on a ghetto cock ring.

by Tony "Tone" Booyah! July 25, 2016

socked my cock

When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off

Bro my hoe just socked my cock

by Cock of the sock July 20, 2016

cock apron

A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.

Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.

by Polish bike rider July 7, 2016