palm one out

Masturbating. Making the bald man cry, choking your chicken, dancing with Rosie Palmer.

Man, I'm horny. Think I'm gonna go home and palm one out.

by tnayyyyy December 20, 2018

Barf me out

A Valley expression meaning "to be disgusted" or "being displeased" with a person or situation. Why it's called "Barf ME out" is beyond me. I mean why have you been swallowed by someone in the first place? and is the person vomiting you out some rando or is it the guy you're upset about. By the way, do you come out as a whole or already chewed and digested? Anyway someone is going to be dead either way in this scenario. Either you're dead from all the stomach acid slowly turning you into fine brown mush or (if you barfed out as a whole) the person vomiting is gonna be torn apart into pieces while he's living through that nightmarish feverdream of a Californian 80s term. Anyway i've wasted 10 minutes of my life, so im gonna go back to comment on some christian mom sites on facebook in hopes of redpilling them on chemtrails and on liberal inventions like homosexuality, climate change and gun control. The latter will completely stop natural selection in schools! (and they say we don't believe in evolution). Well dear reader i won't let you stop from reading more interesting definitions on this website. Actually its mostly definitions of girl names for some reason. Let me improvise one on the spot: "Ashley. Ashley is someone who would go on Urban Dictionary because she heard a phrase on Netflix and doesn't know what it means so she instantly feels panic curling up her bum because of her anxiety to always trying to fit in. I'm looking at you Ashley."

Thanks bye

"Barf me out. Gag me with a spoon!"

by Totallyradicl July 22, 2018

daddys day out

The 27th of every month is daddys day out, so beware! If he sees you.... game over! Stay inside on daddys day out!!!!!

Billy: what's the date?
Sally: the 27th
Billy: OMG IT'S DADDYS DAY OUT WE HAVE TO STAY INSIDE AND STAY HIDDEN, SALLY!!!

by #1GoblinBoy July 25, 2018

Made a milkshake out of it

When someone drops a canned carbonated beverage and it gets instantly shook up and starts spewing out- but the dropper picks it up in time to save some.... only to have it all foamy and thick like a milkshake

*beer slips out of hand, spills*

Shit i made a milkshake out of it didnt i

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 10, 2018

Checking out the goods

Looking to see if something or someone is worth your time

I was in the club checking out the goods. I was at the party and checking out the goods on the grill

by Beast of the east 74 February 11, 2019

out of his tree

extremely fucking stoned

bro he's out of his tree

by iamnotlegallynamedjoshua August 31, 2018

Chanked the Fuck Out

1. When an person of Asian dissent smokes enough marijuana to completely close his eyes.

2. What you call an Asian who is stoned out since he is naturally chinked out.

That Asian sure got chanked the fuck out after he smoked that blunt!

by Lilgreenmonster September 6, 2018