everybody loves raymond

we all do
you do
i do
my serial killer neighbor does
michael jackson does
obama does
kurtis conner does
literally everyone does

neil cicierega: EVeRyBOdY LovEs RayMOnD
me: same
you: same
my cereal killer neighbor: same
michael jackson: same
obama: same
kurtis conner: same
literally everyone: same

by human i think February 4, 2023

tomato love

1. When a regular action is mistaken for a romantic gesture.
2. An adoration based on an idyllic but not realistic situation.

Thomas was in tomato love when Giselle held the door for him.
Ethel had tomato love for her garden, even though frost had withered most plants.

by abecedarianeroo May 26, 2021

Kendra Love

kendra love

kendra love is the best egirl out there , no one can compare sorry to break it to you.

by ryerienryan January 29, 2021

Love nudge

A gentle, loving sign of affection involving a soft press of the face or body onto a loved one's chest or cheek, typically with romantic partners.

After waking up after a good night's sleep, Adrian felt his boyfriend give him a gentle love nudge.

by BronYrAurHouse February 4, 2023

National Bite someone you love day

Biting someone as it to show affection to them.

Me: “bites”
Crush: Ow! Why’d you do that?
Me: it’s national bite someone you love day….

by swv8 November 1, 2023

Jemgay loves me<3

A trans man named rio who has depression 3 siblings (probably) is bi and poly, has an amazing lover named solar. And his pronouns are he/him/they/them

Omg guys look! It’s jemgay loves me<3!! Let’s go give her a hug because he needs mental help

by Solar on discord July 21, 2022

numb love

When you sit on your hand till it is numb then masterbate. It feels like someone else's hand.

Man i havent had sex in days i am going home for some numb love.

by Dougsda1 July 6, 2017