ass smack microwave

To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...
i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.
by desktop peev June 12, 2006
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Broke ass nigga

Having a negative bank account balance. Someone that doesn’t have a dime to their name.
Yo who wants to hit up diner and get some food? I’ll go, man you ain’t going you a broke ass nigga.
by Djecopete November 11, 2017
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local ass bitch

A person that can't make it out of the city he/she was born in.
Man you a local ass bitch. Never seen you in Paris fucking lab ass mofo.
by Maybelline69 March 14, 2014
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ass-crack-tastic

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.
Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!
by pfc. Snowball March 02, 2009
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Slap ass month

Everyone! This is your chance to slap people’s ass, Every boyfriend out there go slap your girls ass and I bet you won’t regret it😉
Boy:(Slaps her/his ass)
Girl:ohhh it’s “Slap ass month”
by By a bad bitch October 01, 2019
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real ass dude

An urban gent who is in tune with his sensitive side, but mainly predicates his ego as being "tough" or "possessing street smarts". He is relentlessing hard working and never loses sights of achieving his goals.
That Luis J. Gomez is a Real Ass Dude. You should see the time he spent making Skankfest amazing!
by benrecuz July 01, 2017
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there’s a snake in my ass

FATHER OF LIES, CUM IN DISGUISE, YOUR SUM WONT LAST, THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS, THE CUM FATHERS SECRET STASH, CUM STOMP ME FLAT, IM GOING TO FUK UR DAD
Hey there’s a snake in my ass and it hurts
by Hello I’m nsaidlgaiughdgggdgys September 13, 2021
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