To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...
i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.
by desktop peev June 12, 2006
by Djecopete November 11, 2017
by Maybelline69 March 14, 2014
by pfc. Snowball March 02, 2009
Everyone! This is your chance to slap people’s ass, Every boyfriend out there go slap your girls ass and I bet you won’t regret it😉
by By a bad bitch October 01, 2019
An urban gent who is in tune with his sensitive side, but mainly predicates his ego as being "tough" or "possessing street smarts". He is relentlessing hard working and never loses sights of achieving his goals.
by benrecuz July 01, 2017
FATHER OF LIES, CUM IN DISGUISE, YOUR SUM WONT LAST, THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS, THE CUM FATHERS SECRET STASH, CUM STOMP ME FLAT, IM GOING TO FUK UR DAD
by Hello I’m nsaidlgaiughdgggdgys September 13, 2021