shit-assed

(Chiefly Southern U.S.) Deliberately obstreporous, stubborn, defiant, mean-spirited or difficult, often in a disagreeably passive-aggressive fashion.

A. Amy Winehouse comes to the mic with a real shit-assed attitude that may have cost her some popularity with American audiences.

or:

B. Okay! Okay! We'll do it your way! But you don't have to be so shit-assed about it!

by david lincoln brooks June 4, 2008

Broke ass nigga

Having a negative bank account balance. Someone that doesn’t have a dime to their name.

Yo who wants to hit up diner and get some food? I’ll go, man you ain’t going you a broke ass nigga.

by Djecopete November 11, 2017

local ass bitch

A person that can't make it out of the city he/she was born in.

Man you a local ass bitch. Never seen you in Paris fucking lab ass mofo.

by Maybelline69 April 21, 2014

ass-crack-tastic

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.

Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!

by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009

Slap ass month

Everyone! This is your chance to slap people’s ass, Every boyfriend out there go slap your girls ass and I bet you won’t regret it😉

Boy:(Slaps her/his ass)
Girl:ohhh it’s “Slap ass month”

by By a bad bitch October 1, 2019

real ass dude

An urban gent who is in tune with his sensitive side, but mainly predicates his ego as being "tough" or "possessing street smarts". He is relentlessing hard working and never loses sights of achieving his goals.

That Luis J. Gomez is a Real Ass Dude. You should see the time he spent making Skankfest amazing!

by benrecuz July 8, 2017

Million Dollar Ass

A woman's ass so fine; so symmetric that each step renders a slight shimmer that enhances her legs. The million dollar ass is quite rare and when spotted is instantly seared into the brain forever.

Hey Paco, yesterday I saw a babe with a million dollar ass.

You shitten me?

by skinnyblack2 June 2, 2014