dog bait

A fart that is so pungent and raw that a dog reacts as if food has been laid out.

I was dropping dog bait last night since I had steak and eggs for breakfast.

My dog bait , caused by beer and slim jims, confused my pup the other day.

by Clake Bhristian November 3, 2013

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Dog Rolled

Disappearing from society, removing themselves from group chats.

Has anyone seen Tom? Na cunt dog rolled like Maddie McCann.

by D Raid March 25, 2022

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Hot Dog

When you take a log of human shit and cover it with women sex cells.

“I gave my daughter a hot dog last night”

by Gorilla incest November 15, 2021

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Damp Dog

the classical mad doggo. Backstory: Oliver and Company, when the cat tricks the dog he gets *damp*

*teacher gets mad*
oliver sees the teacher and runs.
suddenly the teacher is damp dog

by Vadibadummister June 28, 2020

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shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

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