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Dogs

She pulled her dogs out tonight

Them dogs are massive
by Meow self June 22, 2022
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Shmot Dog

A hotdog but instead of a bun it is a half toasted piece of light bread
by IButterMyNutter August 28, 2020
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Dog

What it the dog doing? I never actually ever got this meme to be honest, like does he really want the mint or not. Like, bro dogs don't like mints. Didn't some random vine guy make that video? I'm not sure... BUT I do know that there are a lot of different kinds of dogs including, pit bulls, shiatzus, giraffes, camels. I REMEMBER! camels use the vomit in their stomach to spit out at people, kinda weird huh. I can't believe its 9:32 pm right now I got school tomorrow man. This is stupid. But I can go to sleep. I just recently learned how to curve a bowling ball. Its kind of cool because I got 3 strikes in one game, and a score of 72! Do you guys like bowling? I mean its fun. That also reminds me of the guy in GTA that said "Nico, lets go bowling." But other than that I guess I'm fine. I just start going when the what is when where to be of the philosophical beings. Dude, I'm going to bed.
Huh? where am I exactly in the erethemical plain of non existence of when the dog doing BING CHILLING where am I now?
by Joj2 March 9, 2023
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guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.
Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.
by uncle smegol November 20, 2020
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dog nutter

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.
My dog nutter gf can never stay at my house cuz she has to always take care of her animals.
by G$hustle February 10, 2024
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Dog

A animal that humans trust, they lick you to death, they are "cute" and "sweet" but in reality they are crazy little creatures who are racist against cats for no reason at all. They require human-made "dog food" and get sent to a "vet" when sick.
a vet is a dog hospital where you can't see what the humans are doing to it.
Doglover101: I just tamed a stray dog
Madison: It probably has unknown diseases, Get them to your local vet which is called "Dr. Rizz Vet Dog Care"
by ThatsIt646 May 20, 2025
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inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.
I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!
by LDi September 3, 2008
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