Sex-perate

Sex desperate, so basically all college guys

He doesn't even like her......he's just sex-perate

by @collegelife March 9, 2017

sex trout

Self slapping sex paddle.

Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this

For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival

Gives fishing a whole new meaning

I love my sex trout

by Sexytrouts March 11, 2017

Sex mustache

Braiding your partner's pubic hair before giving them head.

Her pubic forest kept tickling my nose hairs because she didn't weedeat so I gave her a sex mustache.

by Phil Mahooterz April 21, 2016

Sex shitter

When someone can't control their bowls when they orgasims... They shit at the same time as they climax .

That Babcock , he's a real sex shitter.
Look at that little sex shitter go

by Joseph w fifty pounds of gunt April 27, 2016

desperate sex

When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.

Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.

by AndyLockhart August 10, 2016

Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.

Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.

by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016

saggy sex

when two girls with saggy breasts have sexual intercourse

Those lesbians had saggy sex

by dad spooner June 9, 2016