I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

dog

anyone who reads this is automatically a dog, no goin back!

dog

by igotaura June 17, 2025

Fudge Dog

when you put a shit on a stick and then deep fry it.

Oops I dropped my Fudge Dog

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

Fudge Dog

When you put a shit on a stick and deep fry it

Oops I dropped my Fudge Dog

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

Prairie dogging

When you want to get your waiter’s attention so you perk your tots head up and follow them with your eyes.

I needed my check so I was prairie dogging the waiter.

by Bigtittiebaddie June 20, 2025

Dog shit

Dallas tx way of saying “ a lot of money”

We having dog shit

by Definethesouf June 21, 2025

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025