Face Fucked

Another word for faceplant, When your face hits/fucks the ground.

Holly shit cunt he just face fucked the ground hahahahaha holly fuck you all good cunt?
What oh fuck I face fucked it real hard aye cunt hahaha,
Ya face fucked it off your bike cunt .

by Mackbud August 11, 2021

Fiery Face Fuck

When you fill a water gun with high-proof alcohol like vodka and give girls shots , the alcohol eventually gets all over their face. you then take a lighter and light the alcohol on her face. Then you jack off and nut on her face to put the flame out.

I hit that blonde bitch with the fiery face fuck and now she won't talk to me anymore!

by T_boone September 20, 2015

shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.

Then I shall shit my face.

by D_reck31 September 24, 2017

Seizure face

Seizure face, a friendly and overly enthusiastic person that gets excited over small events. A seizure face will breathe in and out heavily and rock head back and forth, the eyes will widen and a happy yet dazed look will come across the face.

person: "OMG its christmas tomorrow"
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*

by hollie <3 TJ February 5, 2011

Bloody smiley face

When u girl is on her period after sex pull out and draw a smiley face on her stomach with your penis

Ya dawg last night I did the bloody smiley face on my girl last night cuz she been quite bitchy lately

by Me. Cock catapult September 18, 2020

Plumbers Face

Cat call that you use when you see a girl in the mall that you’d like to pipe down.

That Rachel girl has a plumbers face.

by Fact speeker May 1, 2021

Cptn. McHagger face

When you’re drunken cliff diving but you do a bellyflop while saluting

Guy:1 hey man do a backflip off the cliff
Guy:2 fuck that man I’m going to do a Cptn. McHagger face
Crowd: we gotta see this shit

by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022