Unclog The Dog

(1)A Metaphor For Masturbating
(2)To cure your pet K9 of constipation

Every time I go to the restroom I bring a Playboy and I unclog the dog

by EmJayee November 09, 2018

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dog on a mission

Halfway between doggy style and missionary. (Partner lays on side).

My position is “dog on a mission”

by Faxboi.com January 23, 2023

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A feral beast who has a fear of wearing shoes. Quite often gets fleas

by RD_ May 16, 2022

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There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.

Has fleas

Person 1: Dan's the man!

Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!

by RD_ May 18, 2022

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Someone who touches dogs then refuses to admit it until caught.

“HEY! RHONA!!! DID YOU TOUCH ALBIE? YOUR A DOG FIDDLER!”

by BigTrev October 03, 2022

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A boyfriend being in the centre of the looney bin being taunted and buttons pushed

Hi I’m David slade and I’m in the dog house

by Looney1 March 03, 2021

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The uneducated population typically uses the term “shoe”.

Paige, make sure to keep those bad boys in the dog house.

by Jabron Lames July 28, 2022

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