Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

faced

Getting cracked in the face followed by being thrust across the room with a hard push. Usually whilst doing this you would shout the word 'FACED'

You walk down the street and some little kid kicks you in the leg, you turn around and push his face into a wall, whilst falling to the floor in pain and saying FACED.

by S.J.R July 20, 2008

face blaze

face grease

on dd i face blazed dat last night cuzz buzz

by Eyohas Da Boss October 4, 2023

Afghani face

An expression of extreme shock or disbelief, so horrible that it appears almost fictional, is typically marked by wide eyes and an open mouth.

Example: When he saw the unexpected scene of a movie, he wore an Afghani face that left everyone staring at him awkwardly.

by BetterBandy September 29, 2025

Roasting my face off

When someone’s doing something that annoys you

Bro Daniel’s been roasting my face off all day

by Dirtymoneydotty420 April 11, 2024

amphibian face lift

a process where one is punched in the face
and then drowned

coined from the song "shapeshift"

i will punch you in the mouth and then i will drown you
amphibian face lift

by -_+*+_- December 10, 2010

Pretty face shiner

To black an eye of a bitch who thinks she’s “pretty” and talks shit

She keep on talking shit ima give that bitch a pretty face shiner, stank cooper pussy hoe!

by Prettyfaceshiner December 1, 2023