oyster cock

The phallic member of said sea creature

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks

by huckleberry finn the second March 8, 2017

cock plug

When you take your babies pacifier and shove it inside your cock, masturbate, bust a nut, and put the pacifier back in your babies mouth.

"Really Carlos your using Edwardo's pacifier for your cock plug again...?"

by OneL1mit March 10, 2017

Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.

He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .

by Spanishbride March 16, 2017

Irish cock juggler

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.

In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.

by Smack talker Skywalker March 16, 2017

Hot-cocking

Hot-cocking, when he or she goes from one man to the other, using him for his penis purposes only.

Like hot-potato, only with penis's...

'Glenda had just broken up with Ben, so she went out clubbing with Pam and they had a great night hot-cocking.'

'Tiffany spent all night hot-cocking and there was jizz everywhere'

'Angelina had been such a slut recently, she just keeps hot-cocking'

by Booooobie April 17, 2016

Vomit cock

When you are being deepthroated too hard they choke and throw up onto your dick. Making your cock reek of vomit for days.

Joel: "yo, did you hear Oli got vomit cock last night"
Dan: "k"

by BirdShitter April 19, 2016

Cock blocked

prevents pussy for other, also known as Vikki

Dude, did you just get cock blocked twice by Vikki?

by Bitchum May 3, 2016