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by dickINmyAsss November 4, 2020

Ostrich Cock

Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.

“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”

"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."

by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018

Cock-Gromlin

Someone who’s unattractive but still manages to find desperate dick.

“Blimey you’re a cock-gromlin!” Or, “you’re nans such a cock-gromlin”
“YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, GRANNYS GONE COCK-GROMLIN”
“Rah, my bumholes proper cock-gromlin right now”

by Ninjjahagshsh June 1, 2025

Cock Munting

The act of cutting the vas deferens in the ballsack of a dead man and connecting it internally to the urethera then stomping on the ballsack until the testicles are completely powderized and then sucking the testicle powder out of the cock.

Me and Harry were Cock Munting a random homeless man last night because he asked for money.

by asghtryssd August 3, 2024

Horse cock

Something that your fiancé would tell about her ex FWB while she’s intoxicated to piss you off

Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?

Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.

by Tommydesigns January 19, 2023

COCK

PART ON MALE BODY THAT GOES INTO THE FEMALE WHEN THEY HAVE SEXS AND IT'S ENJOYABLE

THE COCK IS USED TO MAKE A BABBY AND HAVE SEXS WICH FEEL REALLY REALLY GOOD

by KICKOKICKO August 7, 2022

Cock Goblin

A man that gobbles up cock like breakfast or searches for the biggest cocks possible

Nathan is a stupid fucking cock goblin

by Extendedmeme February 24, 2020