tenant sex

Sex with a tenant with no romantic connotations.

What?! No, she wasn’t my girlfriend. It was just tenant sex!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

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Fogs of sex

Similar to the fogs of war, the fog of sex occurs when one or more parties become so exhausted they begin to hallucinate and lose consciousness

I came back from Vietnam and had the fogs of sex with my wife

by AC FORREAL BEAST September 22, 2020

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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

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