puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

dog wedding

An actual wedding for canine companions especially in the case of a "shotgun wedding" for dogs. Not harmful to any dogs or witnesses and typically happens in parts of the country where premarital relations are frowned upon.

I got to attend two dog weddings when I was growing up in the Bible Belt since "dogs are people too therefore dogs shouldn't have puppies out of wedlock".

by M.O.H.I.O.M. March 8, 2021

really fat dog

to illegally enter someones computer and looking up "really fat dog" on google, downloading it, and pasting it on their desktop as many times as possible as well as also changing the desktop wallpaper to it.

haha dude I really fat doged Jessica yesterday and she was mad with me for days, she had to reinstall her computer because of the lag it caused

by Hitler1337420 February 25, 2019

Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.

I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here

by DeliciousDogga November 8, 2016

Dog

A being very precious to mankind.

Dogs are the best.

by Geek of the greek da the anime February 7, 2022

Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.

Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!

by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020

Chili-Dog

The act of wiping your penis between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean it off.

Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".

by Sabreraider April 19, 2024