Fucking the dog

Nefie expression

To be caught doing something which is worse than doing nothing at all.

South Parks 'Uncle fucker', while more American has a similar meaning.

A) Where's Carl?

B)The boss is with a client and he's out back fucking the dog.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Two dogs fucking

Horrifically bad aboriginal joke. I've heard twice in my life, and once too many

Mafia term
Two unmade men fuck eachother up, into a Mademan 'status'

Also, dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

When I left the teepee... that's why you are called Two dogs fucking.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Dog-fuck

dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

We are so fucking screwed it's a total Dog-fuck

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Louisiana hot dog

Whilst fornicating doggy style, you suddenly pull out just before climax. Hawk a fat chew spit on your male member and then proceed to shove said male member into her anal cavity before ejaculation.

My girlfriend wanted to spice up the relationship so I gave her a Louisiana hot dog.

by McCannimal December 22, 2025

Heaving Dog

A woman that vomits during doggy style on a merry-go-round

Dude… did you hear about Jordan? She’s such a heaving dog.

by Gerber214 December 28, 2025

dog nutter

Dog nutter is someone who does prioritize their pet over everything else.
Nutters are persons you shouldnt waste your time with.

Dog nutters are stupid.

by creeper-lurkki January 9, 2026

Dogs

The best lil guys

The meaning of life? Dogs

by satellite_security_system January 10, 2026