Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed

Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

Happy Dog

Oral sex that doesn't involve any sucking; only licking; paired with the sound of slurping, like the sound of a dog drinking water.

1. My girlfriend gave me oral last night.

2. Oh nice! How was that?

1. It wasn't that great. She gave me a happy dog.

by Minidean97 August 27, 2025

Suckin on a chili dog

Oral sex after anal sex

Sierra said she was really into suckin on a chili dog.

by AdonisNeo August 27, 2025

Cajun Chili Dog

A Cajun chili dog is when you shove a hotdog up a girl's ass and then eat it as it's coming out

Scott: "Yea, I love me a Cajun Chili Dog any day of the week!"

by The_Stinkstar_Prophet August 29, 2025

Western NY Coney Dog

While having sex with a particularly loose woman, you use your hands as a "bun" to take up the extra space.

That chick Racheal was so loose I had to give her the Western NY Coney Dog so we could both feel something.

by ConeyDogger69 September 3, 2025

Skull Dog Appreciation Day

September 2nd is the day we all appreciate Skull Dogs! <3

-Day created by @landodafoxxo on Twitter

Spread positivity and appreciate your fellow Skullies for Skull Dog Appreciation Day <3

by landodafoxxo September 7, 2025

Dog dick

An uncircumcised penis.

My dad was getting something out of the cabinet and he stuck his dog dick in my face

by R Rude September 12, 2025