hot pocket mouth

Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.

I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.

by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020

Hot Cock

Slapping hot sauce on your balls and twisting your Pubes to make a bow tie and dunking your cock in red food coloring during sex.

Me and Jenny got down on that Hot Cock if you know what I mean

by Zaddy the faddie December 20, 2020

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020

Hot Cheetos

Your period or menstrual cycle

Best friend I didnt get my Hot Cheetos aka my period I might be pregnant 🤰

by Brae Brae 07 June 6, 2019

My hot wifey

NotUrJinx on xbox

Me: my hot wifey is NotUrJinx<333
Bob: omg shes hot<3

by DoggoQueen3026 May 28, 2022

Hot Seat

Somewhere that everyone has been before

Ged: “Yo Dan chill you’ve been in the hot seat before… Don’t make fun of pro surfer Morgan.”

by pipitup_ August 14, 2024

oingo boingo hot dog

Something a therapist would tell you.

You: “I killed 6 people.”
Your Therapist: “Oingo Boingo Hot Dog”

by Im_Beef_Supreme March 16, 2025