A person whose love for and fascination with Canis familiaris goes beyond that of a typical/casual dog-lover. These people spend large amounts of time reading books and blogs and watching videos/webinars on topics such as dog behavior and body language, dog training, canine neuroscience, behavioral science, and ethology. They probably have an order of dog books on the way right now and it's likely they've either attended a dog training/behavior conference (such as Clicker Expo) or wish they could. They may act nonchalant when the subject of dogs comes up in conversation and restrain themselves from launching into a deep explanation of their top ten favorite training treats when around non-dog-nerds to avoid coming off as a total weirdo, but happily nerd out when in the presence of their own kind. Dogs - especially their dog/s - are their passion, their hobby, and sometimes even their career. They have a deep love and respect for their dog/s, and meeting their dog's needs and making sure their dog/s have an enriched and fulfilling life is an important priority to them. You're not a dog nerd if you "don't believe" in or "don't agree" with the AVSAB Humane Dog Training Position Statement and/or identify as a "balanced trainer." Dog nerds practice humane, evidence-based training and handling.
"Sheesh, I was only trying to compliment Jennifer when I said she's just like The Dog Whisperer."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."
by Circumspect Caninetrovert September 8, 2021
Get the Dog Nerdmug. If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.
Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!
Or
Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!
Or
Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
Get the Curdles dog yogurtmug. Someone that is know as a Dog in the Australian jail system as a lagger or a give up or a deadset piece of shit and works with the police 👮 ♀️ And writes statements on people.
Hey brother ya your walking with is a lagging dog that works with the police and writes statements on cunts
by IYKYK100 October 15, 2021
Get the Dogmug. When a guy sticks his weiner into a loaf of bread and then a chick eats the bread while holding the base of his weiner like a corn dog.
It's a good thing I hit up Costco last night and got the 2 pack of sourdough cause that bitch was corn dogging my shit all night!
by nacho mama April 27, 2014
Get the Corn Doggingmug. When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes
by stellerbet May 6, 2021
Get the spook dogmug. by swaetynigballs April 24, 2025
Get the Dirty Dogmug. Dustin- “Do you remember that gay guy Chis deep dogging his dog Caleb in the middle of the park?”
Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”
Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”
by I’mDrunkOnYourMomsBreastmilk September 13, 2018
Get the Deep dogmug.