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Cock n' Crocks

A lazy form of coitus in which the man's comfortable footwear, preferably crock brand footwear, is not removed.
"Sorry hun, I had a long day at work, so can we do Cock n' Crocks tonight?"
by Mcflurzle September 4, 2019
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Nox's cock

when your dick is so fucking huge you can start to fly with it people named Nox usually identify as attack helicopters because of how huge and fat there cock is its so fucking huge you need to wear huge ass underwear to fit a huge ass cock like that in your pants
person: damn bro your packing
MeL yeah I have Nox's cock
by ThisIsNotNox July 11, 2021
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Cock weasel

A chick who bounces up and down on the cock.

See also "cock weaseling"
Man, Rachel is really a cock weasel. She was riding it all night long....
by Tomcalct November 19, 2020
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Cock

Something that's sometimes big, sometimes small.

Something weird looking, or something normal looking????

IT'S A CHICKEN!! (or rooster.) Where you thinking of a penis?!!?! What the heck man!? You're dirty minded!
By the way...why did you search this up!?
Zack: "Hey man...look at that dude's cock over there..."

Brandon: "WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS C-...Oh, thats a chicken.."

Zack: "Ayo?"
by Jack on crack. December 2, 2022
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Cock Hawk

An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.

Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!

Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*

Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.

Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?

Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
by hotmaildotcom1 September 18, 2015
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Cock dunking

WhIle sprinting, you jump in the air and jam your cock down someones throat
by Dendawggg January 12, 2017
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cock and dick

Dick. Penis. Cock. Meat rod. Male reproductive organ. PP. Knob. Shaft. Wang. Peter. Ding dong. Pisser. The holy sword.
Bryan: Cock and dick
Kaleb: Me too
by Khalif Allen May 27, 2021
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