Your Face

My answer to everything

Bully: You're stupid
Me: Your face is stupid
Bully: You're not worth my time
Me: Your face is not worth my time
Bully: That makes no sense whatsoever
Me: Your face makes no sense whatsoever
Bully: Shuts up*

by UltimateDoge November 5, 2022

oatmeal pie face

kenya moore

boo boo… oatmeal pie face… sheree would not be the one to mess with

by thee bone collector November 5, 2022

double-faced entendre

A double-faced entendre is somebody who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil. Coined himself by Oliver Tree

Oliver tree gave me his word that he would cut me in at 5% earnings from this. Hopefully his hearing isn't double-faced entendre.

by Shel Silverstein November 7, 2022

Resting Drake Face

Resting Drake Face is when someone's resting face is quite silly, Resembling Drake or even Justin Bieber.

Person 1 (Adam): What's up with Sarah's Face? She looks fucking goofy

Person 2 (Marty): Oh Sarah has Resting Drake Face, Don't be rude

by Secco's Lover November 8, 2022

gave me face

when a man gives a woman oral sex

that guy gave me face; it was so good!

by imhimurnot November 8, 2022

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022