Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.

Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.

by jaggazoom November 11, 2017

Grim cock

When the dick is absolutely horrible grim

"He had the grim cock"

by Corrupt whale November 13, 2017

Cock Gobbler

A woman, or women that always have dick(s) in there mouth. They talk like professional cock gobblers.

Angie and her best friend Kim are both cock gobblers!

by Mr. Ruppert November 12, 2017

Cock

Fully grown weenie usually only used in the African American race.

Yoooo, that niggers cock is huge, it ok billy you'll get there one day.

by Herbalert November 14, 2017

dadliest cock

Name you give to someone's cock that you think look like your dad's

Girl 1: Wow, this is a huge cock... It reminds me of my dad
Guy: Thanks
Girl 2: Yeah, he got the dadliest cock ever

by SυιfΛrΙΘΠs--LΞ-VΞLυ November 15, 2017

Single cock

The joyous state of having a free-roaming penis

Tom and Stuart sat back, reminiscing about their days of owning a single cock

by Seatons Nose November 16, 2017

The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017