by boredassstudent April 28, 2023
Get the Sex mug.I needed condoms and Astro Glide for a sexual encounter but I was too embarrassed so I bought a birthday card To cover my purchase so the clerk thought it was for someone else. A total sex facade.
by 0neHugeWang! July 24, 2020
Get the Sex Facade mug.Having casually having sex or sexual acrivity while having conversation to or with someone over the phone. The other person is not aware of the sexual activity on the other line.
Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.
By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.
By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Person1: thank you for the information I was absent that day in class
*jizzes on the floor*
Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
*jizzes on the floor*
Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
by Eruditelord July 21, 2025
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Commonly used in the northern Wisconsin region.
Commonly used in the northern Wisconsin region.
by Mr. Builder January 30, 2024
Get the Sex mug.by Filthypilgrim February 7, 2021
Get the Old People Sex mug.Organial sex is when you were to rip out the throat of a women that is 3 to 67 years old. Then proceeding to rip out every organ in her body, running it over with a car, then using the blood as lube. The next step is to shove your dick up every hole and every organ in her body, down to the veins.
by ___\\\_**# April 22, 2022
Get the Organial Sex mug.Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.
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Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."
Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."
Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."
Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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