My dog

You

You are my dog. Now shit! I mean sit!

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022

Dog

God backwards.

Guy: Is that a Dog?
Christians: No it's God.

by Statwa July 17, 2022

My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman

Hey Mr.Sudussy my dog died last night

by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022

emo dog

To get a emo dog you can buy by calling 911 for free I emo dog siblings are usually jojo Siwa 2.0 and jake paul, every single Emo dog must have hairy legs, A Emo dog knows how to talk emo dogs do not walk on 4 ,emo dogs craft belly button rings

Emo dogs are allowed to go to a bar

by Emodogjojo20 December 28, 2021

Halfway Hot Dog

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.

Tom took threesomes to a whole new level with the halfway hot dog

by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

Dog

Used in sentences instead of 'God' for those that don’t want to use God's name

Oh my Dog!
Only Dog knows!
For the love of Dog, what are you doing?
For Dog's sake!
Dog bless you.

by Kora444 September 22, 2020

Frog Dog

When your hitting a really short chick from behind that’s too short for doggy so while she’s bent over so you prop one of your legs up half way while continuing to smash her from the back.

Bro, you shoulda seen the chick I frog dogged last night. She’s definitely a 8 out of 10 but so short I had no choice.

by Its_Just_Me93 September 9, 2024