planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

by bztwzr October 16, 2009

man face

the most beautiful face on the entire planet, which originated from roblox

dud 1: man face is way too powerful
dud 2: you are correct, gjdfxhbjkdtkhjdrjh
dud 1: why you spam

by why did you look up that?? September 17, 2023

not my face

what you say when you don't want the cum to get all over your face

"please not my face king"

by nigg3rtron January 19, 2024

Two Face

When you shave off only half of your Pubes. Turner Woods invented this.

Man, did you see Joe the other day? He is rocking a Two Face.

by WoodenShard November 29, 2022

3/4th Face

When one takes an artistic photo of themselves leaving a 4th of their face out of the picture. This leads people to want more...a 4th more. Many consider this an effective wait to pick up chicks.

I took a 3/4th face picture today and totally got laid.

by BigRobisTheMan December 10, 2013

Poker Face, poKer faUce, pokeR facE

Poker Face, poKer faUce, pokeR facE

Poker Face, poKer faUce, pokeR facE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 19, 2025

Japotela face

A racial slur by Californian's when they see stoners in the neighborhood

Here come those damned Japotela faces

by Joe Biden JR. November 22, 2009