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face mask

The practice of busting onto your woman's face after getting horny on your spa day.
Yo girl lemme give you a face mask.
by Skywalker1213 April 14, 2021
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Funny Face

I looked a lot like a Vogue magazine
Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream
Flawless and loveless, no intimacy
I only lived to be seen
Not to be touched, too clean

Chorus: Repeat 2X
Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face
Billions of dollars are spent on the face
Covering, smoothing, and changing the shape
Everyone wanted a face just like mine
Nobody wanted me
Only to look like me
I'm ungrateful but I don't care
I hear comments from everywhere
Probably nothing behind the face
The face, the face

That was the day that I jumped off the bridge
Trying to end it all, I barely lived
Doctor Lamaar said "your face is a mess"
All of the rest you can guess

I got my one request
(He got his one request)
And I am happy, yes
(And he is happy, yes)
I got my one request
(He got his funny face)
And I am happy, yes
And I am happy, happy, happy, happy, happy

Funny face, I got my funny face
Funny face, I got my funny face
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tear down face

To be pissed and angry, the angry emoji ๐Ÿ˜ก
by SleepingMooMoo April 15, 2021
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Resting Bitch Face

An expression that is held by someone, typically (but by no means always) a woman. It is characterized by having a very slight scowl in the eyebrows, lips drawn in (sometimes occurred by sucking in the bottom lip), a pronounced tilt of the head, and a slight squinting of the eyes that would convey an expression of slight pain is discomfort. When performed properly, the sufferer should look to be perpetually constipated, and yet for some reason, utterly satisfied with being so. "Smug" is a common way to describe someone with a resting bitch face.

This expression is pronounced in its commonality, as in, it's the most common expression upon the sufferer's face. It is typically a signifier of someone who is arrogant, condescending, obnoxious or just generally bitchy. Commonly seen by journalists or other people commonly on TV.
I don't know how you can watch that show, the anchor has a massive resting bitch face. You'd think the higher ups would tell her to fix that.
by MJM1985 April 18, 2021
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Shit face

When your in the jungle with monkeys and the fling shit and it hits you in the face!! Shit face
by Rabbit1884 April 21, 2021
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neutral face emoji

john is the embodiment of the neutral face emoji
by yeahdontlookatme April 25, 2021
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The act of being so "wild" and "crazy fun" with abnormally awesome, socially unacceptable behaviors.
Nikki is so ๐Ÿ™ƒ Upsidedown smiliey face ๐Ÿ™ƒ, she is hanging from the chandelier to do body shots off of Laura.
by 22chainz April 27, 2021
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