by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022

After successfully disabling the explosive device, Brent went ass to mouth on his girlfriend. With his balls covered in shit, he announced "you have officially received the first ever, penley dog!"
by Aerialninja September 22, 2017

I was walking home and it started to rain. I only had a pair of running shoes on, so I was stray dog trudgin' the rest of the way
by AR526 November 19, 2010

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.
Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED
by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022

To get a emo dog you can buy by calling 911 for free I emo dog siblings are usually jojo Siwa 2.0 and jake paul, every single Emo dog must have hairy legs, A Emo dog knows how to talk emo dogs do not walk on 4 ,emo dogs craft belly button rings
by Emodogjojo20 December 28, 2021

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019
