Cock Bandit

A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.

Jeff, let’s hit up the boys and cock bandit the absolute shit out of Cade’s truck.

by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 9, 2017

Cock harvest

The act of removing a mans penis to use as a holiday decoration

Must have been a good cock harvest this year look at all the cocks on the wreath

by Donkey oak October 20, 2017

Sucking at Cocks

The action of licking the air while grasping for cocks, but you can't quite reach them.

He says he doesn't want a boyfriend, but in the meantime he's just sucking at cocks.

by Monsterwol October 16, 2017

Cock

1. Another word for penis or dick.

2. A roster
3. BWC or BBC

Jim: Hey bob come over later so we can watch a movie
Bob: Shut the fuck up and suck my cock
Jim: I'm not gay

Bob: Yeah but you still like cock, huh.

by TheBigCheese233 October 25, 2017

Cock dock

Vagina

Cletus: im bout to destroy her cock dock tonight!
Cooter: watch out Dad I think my sister might have rabies.

by Slippy_Boi October 21, 2017

cock ral

A fuck hard that doesn't know shit

Ur a fucking cock ral craig

by Gaza Bulla October 23, 2017

cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"

Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"

by Romandell October 22, 2017