Deplorable sex

1. The act of using legation, such as:
Carrots,cucumbers, Bananas, etc. To satisfy a sexual desisire.

Using equipment, lightbulbs and/or heat generating housware..
2. UN-natural and inhumane sexual behavior.

Deplorable sex was caught on camera by a family member.

by Zambama April 4, 2018

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sex coward

A person who is a prude in bed. And would never allow any fetishism in the bedroom, a person with a very vanilla sex life. A person who does not like to experiment in the bedroom. A sex coward would never have a threesome.

My boyfriend won't allow me to bring a dildo to be to bed with us he is a total sex coward.

by pixie ho April 20, 2016

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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

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