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puke on shit

when two bad things happen to compound one another. Like if you see shit and it makes you puke. When things are already going bad and something comes along and makes it worse. Can be an action of puking on shit. Like kicking someone while they are down.
I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash, Puke on shit man.

I was depressed and you just puked on my shit.
by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008
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shit hurricane

The act of reinserting human fecies into another's anus only to blow it out again onto another person's face
"Did you hear that shit hurricane I had with Stacey last night? It was all over my face!"
by Deadlyfudge September 20, 2013
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Shit and Run

When the results of a prank, or act in general, take a negative spin leaving the prankster in a shitload of trouble.
Barry: (throws rock and breaks window) SHIT! (and runs)
William: He totally pulled a "shit and run."
by Lola Drift. December 9, 2008
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shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation
i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.
by bryan October 27, 2003
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Get Shit

Verb. To fuck shit up or kill people; The performance of adrenaline driven events; Also known as getting shit. A verb used by testosterone driven men to summarize their daily activities.
"Hit hole, drink beer, get shit."

"Dude, I shoot people. I'm just here to get shit"
by Crazy Muthafuckin Dave April 4, 2010
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Shit stool

A person or thing that is consistently taken advantage of.
John is a fucking shit stool, his girl is always telling him what to do and when.
by James MO April 30, 2008
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crock of shit

As slang, 'a crock of shit' is similar to 'a white lie'.

It's poetic metaphor: consider that a crock pot cooks food slowly but thoroughly, which has advantages above just tenderizing. For example, before refrigeration, people had to more frequently encounter meat that may have been starting to spoil, and had to do something to make use of it. They would do what they could to kill off the bacteria as best as possible, perpetuating the popularity of slow cooking. Soups are sometimes good for this too, since the bacteria has a better chance of dying off with meat cooked through and through.

The coorelation here is in the exaggeration that implies that a crock of shit should be harmless, if the bacteria is eliminated. The truth is that even food that is too rancid, even when cooked thoroughly, is still bad for you. Kill off the bacteria in a pile of shit and it's still nonedible. Comparing deception to shit, sometimes people try to justify their behavior while claiming that they are also mitigating the side effects. Sometimes they get called out by someone else as its being a crock of shit. Simply put, with the context this is usually used with, no matter how it's prepared, scandal is probably bad for you.

* Supposedly, modern sewage treatment is a different idea altogether.
Those laws are a crock of shit.
by The whizzer of AZ February 29, 2016
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