Baby Shower

When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.

"Her baby shower was so amazing"

by Mr Sophic April 22, 2018

Baby Safe

A male that has had a vasectomy to prevent pregnancy

You must be baby safe if you do not want to use a condom.

by AnnieT January 16, 2012

Dying Babies

When baby die, baby dead

Dead babies are when babies die

Dammnnn dat baby dead yeet

Dying babies die because they starve or get choked to death because they want to be choked from daddy but daddy want to do it also so daddy kill baby and baby lay on ground dead

by The fattest John May 6, 2019

Baby doll

Semuel

Ay baby doll how do you do (can only be said to baby doll sem)

by Ball_dont_lie May 29, 2021

baby

important material used to fabricate people.

"we are mass producing babies for the next few weeks. we're calling this the baby boom."

by Sossololpipi February 13, 2021

Stupid Bitch Baby

Also known as "SBB", a stupid bitch baby is who that person was in the past except that person has to be a stupid ass child who was an annoying little shit. It's a good way to separate who you are now from who you were as a way to cope with your own past actions.

Dale: what would it be like if you met your own stupid bitch baby?

Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"

Dale: oof. That sucks

Eli: what about yours?

Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny

Eli: jeez

by AeronaTheFox February 6, 2021

Baby cousin

Your sister or brother's child, who exists as one of the 11 recognized genders, but you can't really be bothered to think too much about it, so yeah; baby cousin.

Yeah, you know Ronnie's friend AJ? Her man's...... Baby cousin

by Kamikaze Possum September 25, 2024