Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?
Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
Get the Baby kabobsmug. A reference from the ghetto bible that directly describes a black girl's butt. The words "Bathin' Apes" in some of Soulja Boy's songs were mistaken for "baby meat".
by Ghettoboi February 20, 2011
Get the Baby Meatmug. by 459395 April 10, 2023
Get the Baby unclemug. by gena wena October 15, 2020
Get the miss babymug. Usually a chill ass nigga but will get shit crackin if he has too. Fortnite gang top rank member he the biggest G in scv.
by Phil2steezy April 7, 2025
Get the Baby Schobeymug. Baby C is the baddest bitch in the universe. Do not fuck with her or she might knock your teeth out or slash your tires. She is the current holder of the fattest ass award as well as the #1 Lil Baby fan in the world. She may be baked all day, but that does not stop her from being an excellent baker herself. Gordon Ramsey was once so impressed by her highly-esteemed grilled cheese, that after being berated by her with such extreme anger, and after getting called an idiot sandwich, he offered her his job. Some adjectives to describe Baby C, also known as Clobaby, may include beautiful, hot, smart, cute, awesome, fiesty, silly, talented at dancing, funny, blunt, fierce, and badass.
“Hey Nat, how was your night last night?”
“Not good, I parked in Baby C’s parking spot. Will you drive me to go get my car from impound? I might need a new set of tires too.”
“Not good, I parked in Baby C’s parking spot. Will you drive me to go get my car from impound? I might need a new set of tires too.”
by Douglass Bubbletrousers May 28, 2022
Get the Baby Cmug.