Baby Bean

A puppy that is hyperactive.

My dog is a baby Bean.

by Planogurl34 May 26, 2015

Oxy Baby

A person who's personality is changed drastically due to oxycodone

I'm a Oxy Baby

by R0XY02 April 12, 2022

Black Baby Yoda

Baby Yoda that is black

My friend: Black Baby Yoda

by Weird Chicken Nugget April 18, 2023

Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.

Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."

by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019

Mud baby

A sexual act in which a woman does not clean her anal cavity prior to anal intercourse and has 3 or more penises in her anal cavity At the same time until ejaculation at which point ejaculate and fecal matter ooze from the woman's anal cavity, creating a "mud baby".

Hey would you 3 guys wanna come over tonight and help me make a mud baby for my onlyfans page?

by TH3J4CK0FH34RT5 June 28, 2021

baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).

Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."

by toad pond September 23, 2025

Baby Making Feet

When a petite and beautiful girl looks good in shorts and flip flops. And she teases you by the way she walks showing and teasing you with her cute feet.

That girl in shorts has cute baby making feet.

by Track1Track2Slide August 5, 2024