I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Woke

A cult hive mind that follows an ever-changing left-wing ideology that often contradicts itself

Karen is woke, she has no independent thought, instead just blindly supports the current thing

by Furious George 45 April 2, 2024

Woke

What does woke mean in a politic usage

He is a woke...

by anonymous December 9, 2021

Woke

1. (adjective) Well-informed, up-to-date; alert to racial or social discrimination and injustice.
2. (noun) A deceptive and divisive method of conformist fascism disguised in platitudes of anti-racism, egalitarianism, and "do-gooder" ethic.
3. (adjective) Having the obedient qualities of a person who enjoys bending over to said societal pressures as described in definition 2

I used to love donating to them too, but then I woke up.
The company's founder must be rolling in his grave, with that new "woke" image.
I don't spend Thanksgiving with my relatives, they're too obnoxiously woke.

by as_ballin_as_possible December 19, 2023

Woke

Who knows what it means. Apparently some people call themselves woke as a sign of intelligence, others say it as an insult towards those they consider smug.

1. I know better than to be vaccinated since I'm woke

2. Go woke; go broke

by InCaseOfFireReboot July 10, 2022

Woke

A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior.

Sasha is saying actor Mark Ruffalo is Woke and I agree with they/them

by Peterparkedcar December 13, 2022

Finna woke

When someone is finna woke, it means that they have good spicy quality memes and knows even the most recent ones.

Person1: I watch meme compilations every day.
Person2: Woah, that's finna woke.

Person1: Have you tried the Bleach diet?
Person2: Yes, have you tried it with Tide Pods?
Person1: Oh my God no I haven't, thanks for the suggestion it's finna woke.

by t h i c c a s s b o May 6, 2018