ass willie

Its a wet willie thats not in the ear, but in the asshole.

Last night I gave my little sister, Syndey, an ass willie.

by Kyle K man November 14, 2008

Brown Willy

It is the act of inserting your finger in your ass and then inserting it in someone elses ear like a wet willy.

I Brown Willy my pal when im sas

by Smudgehat April 23, 2011

Willy Hat

A Condom, Protection against disease and prevention of Children.

Man: "Oh shit, i've ran out of Willy Hats, did you bring any?"

Woman: "Yes, Luckily!"

by Fuckyoumert July 31, 2008

Silly Willy

Goofy and fun loving person

Maia is a silly willy when she sings karaoke

by jpgmls1998 April 30, 2019

Hot Willis

A "Hot Willis" is a variation of the "Hot Carl". A Hot Carl is when your partner has a piece of saran wrap over their face and you take a shit right onto the saran wrap, the poo warming their face. The Hot Willis variation is performed by pulling away the saran wrap, crapping directly onto their face and then jumping up and yelling "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" alah Gary Coleman from Different Strokes.

At my high school reunion, my math teacher wanted me to give her a Hot Carl in the bathroom. So, I followed her into the john, assumed the position and delivered a Hot Willis instead.

by Thrilljockey June 13, 2006

free willy

the act of having sex with a fat chick in an area of her body that isn't a hole, such as a stomach roll or horrible leg fat deposits.

Did you give big sally a free willy?
Yeah fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.
No. No. No fat chicks. Ever.

by The Juggernaut August 17, 2006

free willy

to fuck a girl without a condom

I free willied Santi lastnight

by Robert Sanchez March 04, 2005