rock water

Rock Water is shit that does nothing. Its a natural remedy for anxiety but it is just water that dumb asses pay extra for. It has no side effects and you cant even get high off of it because its water

Person 1: "dude im really anxious right now"
person 2: "i got some rock water if you want"
person 1: "youre a fucking dumb ass, that stuff is shit that doesnt even work"

by CrumblyCar02 December 7, 2013

Troll Water

The water that collects in the spot under the "bridge" of your anus and groin, much like a troll that lives under a bridge.

Only good way to dry Troll Water is to do a Troll Sweep

Guy 1: Dude, this morning, i had Troll Water worse then ever before! And I forgot to Troll Sweep!
Guy 2: Oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
Guy 1: Yup.

by BS-man November 2, 2009

Water-Doo

When a chubby English kid takes a dump in a busy wavy lake and the poo washes ashore.

That fat brit just totally water-dooed over there!

by Drangonestamouse July 31, 2011

Water Brain

Russians as alcoholics have a high case of wet brain, also known as Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome.

Another word for a russian is a Water Brain

by asop November 3, 2016

Spice water

Spice is several different legal herbs combined that is a substitute for marijuana, sold as incense just like salvia.
When you smoke spice out of a bong the bong water smells significantly different than bong water that was used for smoking marijuana. Therefore, Spice water is just bong water that had spice instead of weed filtered through it.

Dude this spice water smells sooo fuckin nasty!

Ya it taste like shitty gravy or somethin

WTF, I can't believe you just drank that!

Buauauaua! (Hank hill scream of terror)

by paul sulivan October 25, 2010

bone water

Jizz, semen, cum

"Ew, dude! You got bone water on me!"

"How could he expect me to swallow all that bone water?"

by jizzyguy115 December 22, 2014

Water Roulette

When you and the boys jump on a large plastic water bottle (1.5 Litres) and you keep jumping at someone until it explodes on the person facing the bottle cap, leaving him soaked in water.

Let’s play Water Roulette lads.

by Water Roulette June 14, 2023