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Master Troll 

Th kind of a troll that common net-trolls cannot out-troll in forums. Genuinely smart, a Master Troll is commonly the *most* clever of trolls who usually leaves other net-trolls and innocent preys mentally beat up ain frustration or even anger.

Unlike common net-trolls, Master Trolls are at times a friend to many. He seldom or even never puts himself under the threads of others to seek attention. He usually starts his own "troll thread" as a venue, with the capacity to lure other trolls and counter trolls for a challenge which triggers their hunger for revenge in a battle of wits.
a Master Troll (MT) writes a troll topic/thread...

-- gets replies...

regular visitor: @MT you don't make sense.. ideas ideas... ,
troll1: @MT GFYS ##$$#!!%& and @regular visitor **&@&*@
troll2: @MT you know nothing! I am the best $^^%&&#& piece of S%%&
angry visitor: @MT $$* --- and long narrative reply slams slams
counter troll: dont mind @MT he's as stupid as he can be
netopath: @MT I own you, I'll report you with your IP etc....

MT: thanks @troll1, any more snacks for me?
<troll1 leaves>

MT: @troll2, define "dim"
<troll2 get's caught thinking and distracted retaliates>
<MT treats troll2 like troll1 but repeatedly shows how short troll2 is>
<other readers understand's MT and bashes troll2>
<troll2 leaves and promises vengeance>

MT: @angry - you know i'm right here are point a,b,c as proof. Thoughts?
<angry visitor leaves>

MT: @counter what's your proof?
<@counter sometimes exchange replies but runs out of arguments, get's caught and leaves>

MT: @netopath deny it or not, I'm your Master... ready your toungue, here's my butt.
<netopath replies - nah... I own you, till we meet again &$$ #0l3>
<netopath leaves eyeing for a next vengeance>

MT: @regular visitor - ideas, ideas, ideas ...
(discussion or trolling continues)

Master Troll says... :-)
Master Troll by ChaosOrder April 15, 2013
Related Words

First Troll 

An internet user who upon noticing that some internet content such as a blog, social networking update etc. has yet to be commented on, types the comment 'First'.

This often serves no purpose other than achieve some form of self-gratification, self-esteem boost, validation or attention-mongering.

An excellent indication of the low-mindset and intelligence level of those who indulge in such practices.

First trolls are excellent pickings for counter-trollers in flaming.
Why did he put 'first'?
They're just a first troll.
First Troll by Museite August 3, 2010

Kitchen Troll 

1.) One who frequents the kitchen often, perusing the pantry, refrigerator and cupboards in search of snacks all hours of the night and day. Can often be found standing in front of an opened refrigerator on in the pantry at 2AM looking for their next snack. Often times, Kitchen Trolls will leave empty boxes or wrappers as remnants of their midnight feedings.
"Man, there's no food in the house because that brother of mine is a real Kitchen Troll"
Kitchen Troll by DeliciousCupcake November 17, 2009

Snatch Troll 

A snatch troll is an incredibly naughty child of a single mother. One who often misbehaves and makes embarrassing scenes in public venues.
My girl Jayda is fine as hell, but her six year old daughter is like the spawn of satan! We can't go anywhere without her throwing a tantrum or breaking something! That little Snatch Troll needs a beating!
Snatch Troll by Solidus84 October 1, 2010

Born Troll 

.05% of the world is a born troll. It’s when you are un-trollable and you can practically troll anyone except for born trolls.
Hey, We’re you born into the life. Your definitely a born troll.
Born Troll by Rack-wowowo April 13, 2021

Accidental Troll 

Unlike a Troll, who deliberately intends to cause maximum disruption and argument, An Accidental Troll, is a normal user who speaks their mind a little TOO much through forums, and accidentally gives off the impression that they are a Troll, when clearly, they have little/no time and have a lot to say about the topics that are being posted.
BobMoney63: Hey, that guy is Trolling, ban his ass!

Admin: Nah, I've read through his posts, he's an Accidental Troll. He just has a lot of time on his hands, and has a lot to say about the topics that are being posted.

BobMoney63: Like there's a difference.

Admin: I'll ban you if you aint careful!