Truthitis

A very rare illness where one can not tell a lie.

Usually results in a lot of hurt feelings because most cant handle the truth.

He pisses people off on a daily basis do to to his truthitis. Most know him as Honest Gabe

by BigDawgEnterprises December 17, 2018

Truths

When somebody says lies but you know you're right.

Friend: Lies
You: Truths

by Walmartwizard December 25, 2019

Avery truths

An Avery truth is a lie, a vision of reality so twisted.

The republican debates were full of Avery truths.

by captaindaylight August 14, 2016

Pigs Blood Truther

Someone who believes the debunked theory that General Pershing dipped bullets in pigs blood when fighting Muslim troops in the Philippines. Many right-wingers believe that if we took such action, all Middle East wars would end because Muslims would not go to heaven if shot with a bullet dipped in Pig's Blood.

My uncle is a crazy Pigs Blood Truther that also believes 911 was an inside job.

by AA6464 August 18, 2017

Doctorate in Truthology

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.

"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"

by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019

Trushar

a man with swagger and style; urologist; gully;

Did you see that man in the Porsche Turbo 911? He looks like a Trushar.

by Radical Lemur March 5, 2010

Trutchin'

a noun;

state of anticipation, the act of being so excited about an upcoming event or opportunity that you accidentally overcommit out of enthusiasm. Seeing something you really want and then messing it up out of your impatience, getting in over your head or losing your focus because you can already see a clear picture the desired result.

When playing volleyball and you see the perfect free ball coming over the net and you jump far too soon and miss, or hit it WAY too hard....you're trutchin'

trutchin' : starting to laugh uncontrollably before someone has finished their joke because you know how good its going to end.

by starchild90 September 27, 2012