tommy yang

a sexy beast , he is so hot with a huge above average cock from china ( 2 inches ), maia fitzgerald want his cock in her nose , his cum is like a magical potion which cleanses the earth of sadness , his mother uses his cream as moisturizer, he is apart of an ancient cult which includes all of the sexest men on this planet long live the sext beat tommy yang .
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tommy yang - yea maia shove it in your noise i know you want to
by thats a WAP September 02, 2020
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Tee-ball Tommy

a Caveman named Tommy that can't get girls in his own league, so he must move down a couple.
"Look at Tee-ball Tommy, hes 16 years old and he can only get nerdy 8th graders."
by Punanii August 14, 2009
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Tommy (1969)

Substandard album by The Who that copied off "S.F. Sorrow" by The Pretty Things.
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tommy jelly

the absolute sexiest guy. he has a amazing personality and is the sexiest guy in the world. he strictly dates sussy bakas. and likes girls 5+
Omg thats Tommy Jelly! Hes so sexy!
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Tommy Wommy Kebab

When you get skewered from all angles by the bois.
by PGTipzz November 04, 2020
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Tommy timing

Person 1: bro your balls could fit in my mouth
Person 2: yooo nah you on that Tommy timing
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Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko March 17, 2018
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