Death Boarding

A fierce high speed battle in which two people speed down a highway clutching a bandana, the person holding on at the end is the winner. It's like skate boarding, except safer

Fry: What's Death boarding?
Kid: It's like skateboarding except half the time someone dies
Fry: Oh, so it's safer than skateboading

by futurama fan December 28, 2010

Lan Death

A Lan Death Is When You Go To A Lan Party And You Drink Too Much Caffine, Causing Lack Of Sleep, And Eat Too Much. You Start To Feel Really Sick Untill You Can't Game Anymore And Usually Ending Up Going Home.

"Man I Drank Too Much Caffine, I Haven't Slept In 2 Days And I Pigged Out On Loads Of Food, I Feel Sick And I Dont Wanna Game Anymore"

"Lan Death Much!"

by MarioFreak June 10, 2008

death mechanic

is someone who maintains or fixes the implements of death.
I.E. an Army Helicopter Mechanic, or Air Force Jet Mechanic.

Marty was a trained Death Mechanic, as he worked solely on The F-35 during his time in the U.S.A.F..

by TommyRock13 August 27, 2014

Death shart

When someone (often a patient in a medical setting) is on the verge of death and releases their bowels in a smelly flatulent display. It is an unquestionable sign of death. The soul leaves the body at this point.

We were doing CPR on the guy in room 7, and it seemed to be going well until he had a death shart.

Yeah you can't come back from that...

by Hybridpain May 20, 2015

cause of death

School, homework and tests. A mans 3 greatest fears. Too much listening to bullshit is mostly everyones cause of death.

Doctor, what was his cause of death?
H...he...wr..wrote...a....an........ AN EXAM !

by yumadbruh April 14, 2020

cheap death

In video games where you unfairly lose.

For example, games like Battletoads or Ninja Gaiden might be difficult, but you will only lose due to lack of skill. On the other hand, Touhou or a battle with an enemy with SNK boss syndrome are made difficult by unfair means and have a ton of cheap death.

Call of Duty on veteran mode is full of cheap deaths because the enemies infinitely respawn until you get to a certain point, they all have pinpoint aim, and they all have infinite grenades.

by imhereatalkaboutapstwee March 26, 2012

Death Sludge

The sludge formed inside a Tim Horton's cup or in the case of parties, a cut-in-half pop bottle containing any combination of the following: water, coffee, spit, lung butter, dirt, ash, cigerette butts, beer. The contents, combined form a soil-like sludge emitting an awful stench. Time to change when all liquid has been soaked up by cigerette filters and the butts continue to burn once in side the cup. A short term fix is to spit on the individual butts. Warning this may induce gagging or vomitting. Do not inhale any air while attempting.

kev: time to open the garage door and air out this stink.

C: don't look directly into the cup.

by foug January 11, 2005