by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016
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Get the Peaches mug.Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022
Get the Texas Peach mug.A derogatory name for a female originating from Georgia, US; it is used especially if they have excessively large hips or behinds.
Darn!--she be lookin' like a peach today; sneak a peek at her booty.
If you ever run into my peach, be sure to conspicuously check her out; it'll really boost her self-esteem.
If you ever run into my peach, be sure to conspicuously check her out; it'll really boost her self-esteem.
by FSRueful April 19, 2021
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