Simone Twagg

Simone twagg is the number one football manager in all the universe, he is lumpy , he is grumpy, and he and Vanessa do the humpy. He is diabetic and a really fit football guy, an all round player. He is extraordinary, someone you would love to have in your life.
“See that lumpy man over there, he’s a real Simone Twagg
by Massive bum boy March 16, 2021
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Matt Simon

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
by OGMiceman February 13, 2024
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Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.
Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!
by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018
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Simon loader

Can I have a Simon loader
by CDC 137 August 25, 2023
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Simon loaders

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice
by PBod August 25, 2023
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Anfernee simons

The greatest 16 year old to ever play in the nba
Hey did you see what anfernee simons did last night?
Yeah he's the goat
by Anfernee simons is the goat March 17, 2021
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simon syndrome

the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”
did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.
by shatikiliki November 29, 2019
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