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Pulling a Medford

Generally considered bad form, "Pulling a medford" refers to the act of bringing less beer to a party than you intend to drink, most often a Medford.
First Guy at party: "How'd Johnny get so wasted? He only brought four beers!"

Second Guy at Party: "Man, he's had like ten, that dude is always 'Pulling a Medford'."

Johnny: "Dude, you on your way to the fridge? Mind grabbin' be another cold one, brah?"
by ryank1224 April 6, 2010
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Pulling a Willow

Getting shit faced at a bowling alley because of you are:

1). A tool
2). Need an excuse for why you suck at bowling
3). An Alcoholic
4). An underage idiot who is begging to get caught because you are throwing the ball from their seats and shouting at families next to you
Example 1:
Person 1: Did you really just chug that entire bottle? We are at a bowling not a fucking frat party, Jesus

Person 2: Shut Up, I can handle this, I'm fine, I got his, don't worry

20 minutes later

Person 1: Get off the god damn floor and sit down, we are bowling. And Stop shouting at those kids over there, they are like 14.

Person 2: Hahahahahhaha, what are you talking about, Im fine, hahahaha, I kinda wanna dance now. Lets run in the parking lot!!!!

Next Day

Person 1: Hey, how you feeling?

Person 2: Ughhh, I feel like shit, I had to work this morning, it sucked ass.

Person 1: Well thats what you get for Pulling a Willow
by Beavis1029 September 26, 2010
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Pulling a Jussie

When your first act of attention whoring didn't work, so you have to pull a much bigger act for attention.
Damn, Janice is pulling a Jussie. No one commented on her selfie with her new hair cut so she posted a photo of her half naked!
by 2797CV February 19, 2019
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pull memory

Pull memory is the place you keep mental pictures (generally of them fine biatches) away in the back of your mind for future pulling* reference.

*Pulling offcourse referring to stroking your wooky, patting the dragon, tugging the tubesteak, etc
Person 1: "Lets go to the strippers." Person 2: "Na strippers is just frustrating" Person 1: "just put it in your pull memory"

"ah crap yo! - the internet is down. Im going to have resort to pull memory! Come to daddy heidi klum"
by SicSuperman February 17, 2010
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Pulling a Teddy

Mysteriously getting "sick" and missing school whenever there is a test or quiz. Often someone who pulls a Teddy won't miss a full day and will simply come in late just after the test was taken or will get his/her parents to pick him/her up right before. They will almost always have a faked doctor's note.
Person 1: Where's John?
Person 2: He's got his mom to pick him up because he was "sick"
Person 1: Yeah right. He's just pulling a Teddy cause he doesn't want to take the Bio test
by academy2014 September 29, 2011
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Pulled A Webber

Refering to basketball. Calling a time out when you dont have any remaining. To pull a "webber"
North Carolina won the national title with a 77-71 victory in the final game over Michigan. The most memorable play in the championship game came in the last seconds as Chris Webber tried to call a timeout when double-teamed by North Carolina. Michigan had already used all of its timeouts, so Webber's gaffe resulted in a technical foul.
Jimmy: What a great game. 15 seconds to go and we are down only one point.
Timmy: Get the ball inbound Wally!
Jimmy: WHAT! Wally called a timeout with none left.
Timmy: I cant believe he pulled a webber.
by Crunkzilla March 8, 2008
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Pulling A Turner

Pulling a Turner, is the act or process of going through with something for a long period of time, then suddenly going against it or changing your opinion on it to a negative one.

Present tense: Pulling a Turner
Future tense: I will Pull a Turner
Past tense: I Pulled a Turner
"My girlfriend has been an ass lately, I don't want to resort to Pulling A Turner.

"Pulling A Turner is for pussies."
by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019
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