mushroom runner

A type of runner that only appears when there are perfect weather conditions, like mushrooms after a rain

Where were all these mushroom runners yesterday when it was 5 degrees colder?

by winniesleftclit May 7, 2022

mushroom clouding

When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.

The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard

My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.

by DougieFresh86 February 15, 2017

Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Mushroom Burn

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.

Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.

by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018

Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song

Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"

by Pan face April 25, 2022

Mushrooms

Mushrooms (noun): the tender flesh of the earth; dirt meat

source: tumblr user @writhe

I consume the holy flesh of mushrooms, hoping mother nature will not bestow upon me with her eternal wrath as I eat all that it important to her; nay, the illusion of decay is just that: an illusion. Time is endless and in the end, we are all one with the earth. We are all at peace. Blessed be the Mushroom Queen (blessed be).

by Strange Bird May 18, 2019

Portobello mushrooms

Ooooohh. There is a chemical in them that may or may not cause cancer or cause tumors to grow.

Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023