Minge mushrooms

A fungal infection on a woman’s vagina

In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Bukkake mushroom

Bukkake mushroom is when you and your friends ejaculate on a magic mushroom and then consume it.

'Mom! Me and my mates are going out to have some bukkake mushrooms, are you coming?'

by schmucklover June 29, 2024

Mushroom Dick

A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.

“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again”

by Kcenziii January 30, 2023

mushroom growth

When a woman gets moist she worries I might grow mushrooms

So moist leads to mushroom growth.

Karen is so moist she has mushroom growth.

by Schuyler 55 February 18, 2023

Manky Mushroom

A word made famous by a Scottish online predator hunter which refers to a strange looking penis that's been sent to an underage person who didn't request it.

I've seen your manky mushroom

by Predhunter May 27, 2025

mushrooming

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "menjamur" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the proliferance of a product or a phenomenon

In a business context, you might say, “The number of coffee shops in this area is mushrooming,” indicating a fast rise in that particular market.

by Emotional Cruiser October 5, 2025

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

by teddykreuger October 21, 2025