ya mum

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use

Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!

by watafuckinghore March 27, 2009

ur mum

someone that I have sexual intercourse with

hey what are you doing?

UR MUM

by Icuminurmum January 27, 2022

Your mum

"Your mum" is a terrible often used by year 7's as an insult or "violation".

Y/N: "Fuck off yoy fat year 7" Year 7: "Your Mum!"

by Beany the Wise One October 27, 2022

Ur mum

"Ur mum" is a term used for people who "accidentally" say it on telegram in a group with teachers as of July 7, 2021.

Hamiza: TKRS dengan siapa?
Ikhwan: "Ur mum"

by IckyNotSticky July 11, 2021

nigels dead mums pension book

still withdrawing a rotten corpses weekly pension

nigels dead mums pension book is dead

by mrs tosser September 20, 2025

Mya’s mum

Mya’s mum has to be the most leng woman in existance, it is believed that she is not real because of how leng she is

Dayumm look at mya’s mum

by Sausage gobbler2069 March 27, 2023

mum life crisis

When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.

She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.

by Doox95 June 5, 2018