mom hat

A baseball hat

wow Jessica you're rocking your mom hat today.

by jesusreallylikesmeman June 12, 2017

Smack Hat

Another term for a crash helmet.

A smack hat is similar in type to those worn whilst riding a lambretta or vespa. It is typically a visorless helmet that is most effectively positioned on the head by the use of a smack from the hand on the top of the helmet from a helpful friend.

A device to protect your head when it 'smacks' into an object.

Jimmy could really have hurt his head when he came off his scooter, but luckily he was wearing his smack hat.

by maadmaxxer April 22, 2010

mi hat

a way to say hi how are you in a way nobody understands you

1 mi hat

2 whaaaaaaa?

by my funnieness November 24, 2020

hat bath

Waking up in the morning without time to take a shower and get ready for the day, so you put on a hat to cover your unkempt hair.

I was running late so I pulled on some jeans and took a hat bath.

by kruser1721 January 13, 2010

hat simp

bbh but a downgrade

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear

by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021

Hat Trick

Hat Trick is to stuff all three holes.

Dallas told Mike he had a Hat Trick with Cindy last night.

by Salladpatch January 6, 2019

chastety hat

Synonym for fedora.

"Hey look at all the neat chastety hats, m'lady."

by Deault September 8, 2014