Infomercial Hands

Hands that can't do anything correctly. Infomercial Hands can't strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push buttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.

Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.

by phalagen June 18, 2013

Hand Dippin

Moving your hands in and out of your pants in a sexual manner

Steve always hand dippin while looking at females in the night club

by Themanwiththeplan1986 November 19, 2013

Has hands

When something is seemingly easy but can absolutely throw hands.

I thought this homework was going to be easy but it has hands

by Applebottomshorts November 10, 2021

spitty hand

The smell that lingers on the givers hand after a blow job.

RD:"What's that smell?"
BU:"That's my spitty hand"
RD:"Where'd you get that from"
BU:"I was bobbing for applies this morning w/SC"

by Bethy U December 9, 2008

Hand Hurdles

When people have an obsession when talking to move there hands in a forward circle motion making them appear to jump over invisible hand hurdles.

John can't talk without jumping over those hand hurdles

by SDax April 15, 2019

Pass a hand

To make a move; cop a feel; fondle someone sexually

Man that chick is hot! I'm going to try and pass a hand!

by Bigbootyjudy337 October 20, 2015

Mechanical hands

A weird name for the concept of time. Created by the band "Tally Hall" and appeared on the song "Ruler of Everything"

"You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything"

by Hagoalgunosdibujos July 8, 2023